Monday, August 06, 2007
MRS SCHUMACHER = MS RULE-R = MY HISTORY TEACHER

hahas, anyways, today we had history lesson, simin and me were going crazyyy? hahas. we were highing soo much! hahas. like. after we high, we got damn tired. hahas.

Anyways, when cheryl asked me to go toilet with her, we went to ask mrs schumacher, then i chanced upon seeing her low low saggy ass! which was a bigggggggg mistake. I was laughing all the way through history lesson and not to mention clit too!

omg, to describe MRS SCHUMACHER aka MRS SHERLYN ALIEN ALONSO's fave teacher.

She has broad shoulders, BIG CHEST AREAS! huge, for today only, which meant she was wearing a push-up bra, which is totally SICK!! anyways.. her chest area is HUGE.. then she has big lumpy fat arms, full of cellulite? spelling sorry. anyways. She has a saggy BUTT low.. at her thigh area.. i didn't know her body was so DISTORTED till today when i actually took notice. With her typical cheena face, and high forehead.

SHE = THE AUSTIN POWERS ROBOT THINGY WHICH HAS GUNS IN THEIR BOOBS

sorry, i'm being extremely random.

Oh and during C.lit, we were like so high. We were trying to illustrate MRS SCHUMACHER and the illustration was.. heh heh.. hahas, anyways, then we went off to some.. extremely sick illustration, which i would not put on my blog! horrible horrible, i threw away the c.lit paper anyways.. i don't think anyone should see it!! hahas..

It was fun for c.lit anyways, then the MUSTACHEEE person sat on the same row as us so we had to like.. quieten down.

Sigh, the MUSTACHEEE person looks exactly like the "alien" person from dodgeball. :D hahas.

Anyways, today i went to david's grandmother's wake. and he said something extremely DISGUSTING!

he asked what was there to do in my house?

and i replied, " SLEEP ?"

and he said.. " I don't want to sleep with you?!"

then in my head i was like, " EWWWW NEITHER WOULD I!! omg.. " but anyways..

I WILL NEVER SLEEP WITH MY BEST FRIENDS. that is just gross, and i won't sleep with anyone except my future husband. which is yet to be known!! hahas..

i decided to be called..

MRS JOLENE KOVALAINEN! :D

So our address will be like :

Mr and Mrs Heikki Kovalainen
Wadeva place in MELBOURNE
:P

hahahas. :D if only heikki was the same age as me, it would be possible. oh well.! wishful thinking, im gonna sleep now. im so tired... now..

good night!

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